I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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