i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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