I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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