so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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