we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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