remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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