I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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