Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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