just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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