What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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