Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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