don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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