Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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