were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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