just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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