Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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