We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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