So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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