office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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