Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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