So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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