I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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