Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He shit in the fireplace
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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