guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my being single is dangerous.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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