To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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