Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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