Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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