yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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