he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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