i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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