I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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