As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My ass is underappreciated
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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