Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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