The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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