I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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