He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Never underestimate the power of titties
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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