if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I understand Curling. That high.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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