she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
These tits shall not be calmed
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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