whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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