i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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