playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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