areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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