He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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