you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
