Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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