I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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