he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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