So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love having hate sex.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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