Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wish i was in the wii world.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
