She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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