I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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