Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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