i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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