? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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