i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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